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Blame Your Planet: A Wicked Astrological Tour Through the Darkside of the Zodiac

Stella Hyde presents a hilarious expos of the not-so-nice parts of astrological destiny with shocking conclusions supported...
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Blame Your Planet: A Wicked Astrological Tour Through the Darkside of the Zodiac by Hyde, Stella

Blame Your Planet: A Wicked Astrological Tour Through the Darkside of the Zodiac

$24.95

Blame Your Planet: A Wicked Astrological Tour Through the Darkside of the Zodiac

$24.95
Format: Paperback

Stella Hyde presents a hilarious expos of the not-so-nice parts of astrological destiny with shocking conclusions supported by complete astrological research for all 12 signs. In Blame Your Planet, she exposes the hidden underside of the stars, and how they affect the dark side of everyone.

The zodiac definitely has a dark side that influences the nasty in every one under every sign:

  • When Scorpios shed their Ms. Manners persona out pops a sex-mad control freak.
  • Capricorns are really bean-counting misanthropes.
  • Aries are head-banging psychos.
  • Aquarians can't wait to be beamed back to the mothership.

Blame Your Planet covers personalities, rising sign, ruling planet, Moon, qualities, and elements. It also details lifestyle choices (jobs, vacations, fashion, interior design, partners) all from a gripping, yet rarely discussed perspective. Blame Your Planet explores:

  • Your favorite deadly sin
  • Your annoying little ways
  • Your lunar nuisance that cramps your style
  • Your grimiest thoughts and succulent sex fantasies--in vivid detail
  • Your Opposite Sign that connects you to those born under it
  • Your Mr./Ms. Wrong
  • Your favorite holiday to ruin for everybody
  • Your dream darkside job--spy, assassin, dictator, drug baron, jewel thief, evil genius
  • Your darkside sign's hall of infamy--the famous who share it with you

Fully illustrated, Blame Your Planet reveals the secret evil twin hidden in all of us. Welcome to the dark side.

Replaces previous edition, ISBN 9781578633104



Author: Stella Hyde
ISBN-10: 1578635985
ISBN-13: 9781578635986
Publisher: Weiser Books
Language: English
Published: 03/01/2016
Pages: 400
Format: Paperback
Weight: 1.80lbs
Size: 7.40h x 5.90w x 1.40d

About the Author
Stella Hyde is the author of Darkside Zodiac, Darkside Zodiac at Work, and Snarling Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and has always felt that zodiac groupies get off too lightly. She thinks everyone should confront their evil twin. Hyde is a grudgebearing Cancer who resides in England.

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